Cat Driving a Bus

A fuzzy cat that drives a bus..

Dude I totally saw a "Cat Driving a bus."

IM DRIVING A BUS MEOOOOWOWWW!!!!NYAAAAA! *CRASH*

by Zossimus September 22, 2010

driving the bus

having sexual intercourse.

Hold on, Baby...I'm driving the bus NOW!

by MoJo Mojowitz September 6, 2005

getting hit by a bus

Is used in place of words such as: gay,stupid, retarded, etc...
Mainly used because people use the terms "gay or "retarded" in a negative tone. Implying that being gay or retarded it bad.

"Omgawd! Myspace is so getting hit by a bus!!"

by AKGNAKJGN. November 25, 2006

Scratching the McCain Bus

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.

Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.

by Stringer57 October 18, 2008

Take the late bus

to ditch a school event of some kind and talk shit about bitches

"dude, i hate bitchy people"

"Ohmigod, I know, lets go take the late bus"

"totally"

by girlygirl726678 October 30, 2009

school bus driver

Derogatory term for a lesbian

She is a pretty girl, so you would think that she could do better than that school bus driver.

by almost June 22, 2004

crazy bus

an exclamation used when something is crazy, but not quite to the point of laughter

::someone tells a boring story that is supposed to be exciting:: Crazy Bus!

by Alifonte October 19, 2003