Matt

Where do I even begin? Matt’s are the most handsome men ever and stick by your side through everything. They are SUPER tall and have these STUNNING blue-green eyes that you can stare into for HOURS. They are usually somewhat athletic and are really good at 1 or 2 sports but love watching them. They are amazing story-tellers who entertain you when they tell their stories which they have never-ending with their fun life. They are fun and sometimes are OFF THE WALLS WITH CRAZINESS (this mood always creates the best memories and is an immaculate energy to collide with). They are your ride or die and like science and may even be a science teacher.

Girl: Hey who’s that 6’6 stud? He sticks out like a soar thumb.
Me: Oh that’s Matt you GOTTA love you a Matt

by Personbehindscreen5 August 5, 2020

matts fish camp

A “fishy” smelling place. You can usually see a wild People enjoying the silly fun Matt’s fish camp.

I like to eat surf at matts fish camp

by Fellowhuman22 July 11, 2018

60s matt

a legend

everyone wants to be 60s matt

by 60s matt December 6, 2016

Matt Bennink

The epitome of the sexiest man alive

Wow zac efron is almost half as sexy as Matt Bennink

by ABrownCow February 6, 2020

Matt Snell

The kinda guy who turns your passenger seat around backwards and thinks he’s going to get away with it Scott free!!!!!

Matt Snell turned my passenger seat around backwards and thinks he’s going to get away Scott free!

by BPSP September 10, 2020

Matt Gilliat

Matt Gilliat, also affectionately referred to as Gilly, is undoubtedly at least 65% beer. Will be the definition of a DILF in 20 years, effortlessly banging all his daughter’s friends. He puts Bud Light in his cheerios and pisses Mich Ultra. He feels complete with his brothers, yes has a tendency of getting lost in porta potties.

“where is everyone”

-Matt Gilliat

by duck_overlord November 24, 2021

Matt South

Matt South is the typical white boy, who uses slang such as, lit, fam, and sol. He also loves to share random sexual stories with his friends on Xbox live party's. Usually, this particular person is very retarded and thinks of the most random, autistic things you can ever imagine. Oh wait you can't imagine it because no living soul would ever think of the stuff Matt South thinks of.

Oh hey, Mark that kid over there is such a Matt South

by Suave_Javi June 15, 2018