Shitless Job

One where you're walking around aimlessly for 12 hours being bored out of your mind; one where you don't do shit

Tim: I heard you got a summer job...

Paul: You mean a shitless job.

Tim: ???

Paul: I walked around and didn't do shit for twelve hours!

by GTFOMW July 21, 2011

God Job

When someone (normally during gay sex) is given a blow job, a hand job and anal rimming all at once

Person 1: Yo, did you see that twink who just moved into our school?
Person 2: yea, we should give him a god job tonight

by Skyler’s Bf October 12, 2020

Beau Job

A plan B or a mistress who's better looking than your wife or girlfriend

My wife doesn't satisfy me, I need a nice Beau job

by Lulu1310 February 5, 2020

Shan-Job

When Shannon pokes her finger into Ryan's butt-crack while hugging him, sliding her finger in and out vigorously

"shannon, did you just give him a shan-job???"

by ShamrockShaker69 June 17, 2013

MAG JOB

It is what you get while playing the FPS game MAG while your significant other gives you either a "hand job" or "blow job".

Man my girl gave me the best "MAG JOB" last night!

by goddessofwar09 November 4, 2010

John job

When a man abandons his wife when she needs him most.

He did a John job on her!

by ZiggySharon December 16, 2019

Job Simulator

Job Simulator is a video game made specifically for a VR headset. The game is a basic simulation of multiple jobs like Gourmet Chef, Office Worker, Store Clerk, and Auto Mechanic. The game also is named the 2050 Archives, showing that it takes place in the future. (Explaning why most characters are robots.) The release date is April 5, 2016.

A: Hey, I got this new game named Job Simulator!
B: Cool, is it fun?
A: Yeah! I'm learning how Jobs work!
B: Wow! I think I'll get that game!

by LTW Gaming April 22, 2022