county baby

Having a birthday falling on either the 1st or 15th of the month which is when most counties cut their wellfare checks.
Mike's birthday is on the 15th. He is a county baby.
by karaoke008 May 02, 2008
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Baby Mama

Is an unwed woman who sleeps with a man and gets pregnant.
" Im not married to Darnell, but he got me pregnant. I cant stand him, so now i am just his baby mama."

Mike: "Who the hell was that? She got a phat ass! Is that yo girl?"

John: "Naw, bro. Thats just my baby mama".

by Mz_Selena March 01, 2008
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Baby Daddy

Some broke ass dude who knocked you up and once he found out he couldn't be found. Don't pay no child support, hasn't EVER seen the kid, and damn sure don't see you! BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIND HIM!!
My baby daddy hasn't been seen or heard from since I was 7 months along.
by Jacqulyn October 11, 2006
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mongo baby

a person lacking most of thier mental capacities. retarded.
that mongo baby needs to learn how to drive
by cecisaurus October 12, 2006
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Lindbergh Baby

Murdered son of Charles Lindbergh. Murder unsolved for some time now.
It's been 71 fucking years and they STILL haven't found out who murdered the Lindbergh Baby yet.
by Anonymous October 18, 2003
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Baby Kangaroo

When man has a boner and tries to hide it by tucking in the waistband of his pants only to have the head of his dick pop out of the waistband, resembling a baby kangaroo in its mother's pouch.
Last night at the club, a girl was grinding on me so hard she gave me a hard-on. I tried to hide it by tucking in my waistband but when my dickhead peaked out it looked like I was carrying a baby kangaroo.
by TheDuctchPalindrome February 16, 2014
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Snot babies

When someone is performing fellatio and gets a load of cum in their mouth and then laughs shooting the cum out of their nose. i.e. like when someone shooting milk out there nose but with cum instead.
She was giving me a blowjob and right after I came she shot snot babies out of her nose.
by Brain in the Rain November 14, 2011
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