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ur family big not straight

The immortal "ur" joke. No one can be defeated using this phrase. This is a phrase stronger than Thanos' snap. It can wipe out 75 percent of life on the universe.
person 1: Your mom is big gay and u have bit lgbt.
person 2: *default dancing* ur family big not straight.
person 1: *head implodes*
by xX_rayhole_asseater_69_Xx February 15, 2019
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ur mom gay kid

Person 1: bruh fuck off
Person 2: ur mom gay kid stfu
Person 1: *cries in the corner*
by Diego Rivas Slayer October 12, 2020
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Ur cousin fucks dozens

The most deadly diss ever to exist in man kind and totally cancels out “ur mom gay” “your dad lesbian” and “your granny tranny”.
Joe: ur mom gay lol
Steve: ur dad lesbian haha
Joe: THATS IT
Steve: CHILL JOE I WAS JOKING
Joe: Your cousin fucks dozens
Steve: chokes on a rock and fucking dies
by Skrttttt May 13, 2018
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checking to see if ur cake

possible tw

basically a funny and ~quirky~ way of saying you self harm.
girl: hey did you hear what happened to sarah?

boy: no, what happened?

girl: shes in the hospital bc she was checking to see if she was cake

boy: oh dear

checking to see if ur cake
by aussie_qunt August 23, 2020
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ur momma so fat

ur momma so fat that she poops so big
by Sophia_Cutie19 July 16, 2022
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kick ur friend day

On 1st of November it’s kick ur friend day. You better get ur foot ready
You: Hey it’s kick ur friend day stand still

Friend: wait wha...... aaaaarrrrrggggg
by Lisa silpson October 30, 2020
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Im ok ur ok

General expression of contentment and accpetance of self and circumstances
Im ok ur ok we’re ok they’re ok it’s ok I’m not as tall as you but that’s ok I’m not as short as you but that’s ok…
and so on and so forth.
by Hercolena Oliver December 22, 2008
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