can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work

Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!

by jazzem December 8, 2021

Holy L Shits

A phrase used to describe a situation where everything has gone to shit.

"We have to drown our brother in a hot tub?! HoLy L ShItS.

by uH...nOT ReaLLy Real..sszx March 14, 2024

Holly Shit

A insult for Mexican's that go to church.

Guy 1: Why are so many Mexican's coming out of that church?

Guy2: Don't worrie it's the "Holly Shit.

by Bear-3 November 5, 2021

Amish Shit

When you use the bathroom without your phone, usually by accident.

I didn’t realize I left my phone at my desk until I was in the stall so I had to take an Amish shit.

by PaulYall March 29, 2023

Shit Spit

When you have one long, continuous turd that you're trying to shit out but it never stops coming out. Alternatively, the term can also mean sudden bursts of diarrhea.

Person 1: Hey man, come over and listen to Despacito with me
Person 2: Sorry, I have the shit spits again

by Moist Doritos July 24, 2018

Shit on

You shit on them you killed them they are bad at game

Shit on is a word that is an insult that you probably shouldn’t say but you need to know about it’s calling someone bad at the game

by alfiethedog02 December 23, 2020

Shit Bindle Pink

A shade of pink

i love ur dress what colour is it
shit bindle pink

by Its a colour August 23, 2011