I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

Dog Shit

The last of us 2 A.K.A Dog shit

"Hey man, what are you playing?"
"Dog shit"

by I-am-lonley December 11, 2020

shake dat shit

a dance adopted by philly/ philadelphia
its also all very popular on tiktok

yo bro shake dat shit

by yourgrandmother hehe April 11, 2022

godsend shit

A shit where you wipe your ass and nothing is there

"Hey dude you barely used the toilet paper", "Don't worry it was a godsend shit"

by tehxnite January 31, 2017

cavity shit

When one takes a shit so massive that initially they feel no sense of relief. It is only 5 - 15 minutes later that the cavity left by the shit inside their stomach collapses and they can feel the sweet relief.

Doug is doubled over in the hallway, should we call 999?? No, he said he was going to take a massive cavity shit, give him around ten minutes.

by will_shatner November 11, 2017

shit movie

shit movies, well are movies that are complete nonsense and pure crap like Foodfight and Santa Claus Conquers The Martians which is an Antoine's favorite movie

this movie is shit, it's a shit movie

by Ya Friend October 8, 2019

slim-shit

that ur a skinny piece of shit like shithead

oh my god shut up slim-shit

by ..joe.mama.. August 16, 2021