man squirt

The shit you have to squeegee off the wall when you're done. (Green side)

The man squirt got on the shower wall so I had to squeegee it off. The scrub daddy was not happy afterwards.

by Spiderjel February 18, 2025

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Eviction Man

Another word for landlord. A funny word to describe landlords as they sometimes have to evict people.

A poor person in a Dhar Mann video…

Landlord: (Knocks on the door.)

The poor man: (Opens the door) What is it eviction man!? I don’t have the money yet.

Landlord: Eviction man? LOL, here’s the eviction letter. You must move out by tomorrow night, or I’m calling the cops. Please get your stuff packed.

The poor man: I’m fucked.

by AntiCircumcisionMan December 14, 2023

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fat-man

a euphemism for defecation, used in conjunction with 'little-boy' (i.e. urination). Commonly used as a noun, but acceptable in verb form.

I shouldn't have had that seventh enchilada. I've never had to take a fat-man so bad in my life.

I always fat-man before i go to work in the morning.

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

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Trailer park man bag

The trailer park man bag consists largely of plastic shopping bags, carrier bags, or plastic grocery bags, but can otherwise refer to any bag people would otherwise not think to use twice. The trailer park man bag can commonly re used as a mans means of moving or transporting objects such as a laptop, mouse and keyboard. cheese factory, Sendix, feet farm but not farm and fleet bags provide reasonable bags for this title and are more desired than those from Piggly wiggly, metro market and Aldis.

1. Are you seriously about to take that Trailer park man bag onto the plan as carry on luggage AGAIN?

2. here comes that grumpy old man with his newest Trailer park man bag he's always dragging to work

by jade_electric January 18, 2023

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