Shitting on my tits

Expression used when some one does not help you when you expect their help, or is otherwise influencing negatively your productivity and/or efficiency.

Hey Sammy could you help me bring down a box real quick? its too large for one person to carry
I would love to but I have to go, see ya later!
C'mon bro, you're shitting on my tits

by _Jacques March 28, 2016

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shit-misted

When you fuck a slut in the ass, then when you pull out she farts and covers you in a mist of her shit.

I fucking this bitch in the ass last night and when i pulled out she shit-misted all over my face. It was awesome!!

by The Talleywaker April 6, 2016

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Shit Stain

One who deliberately provocative message the soul intention of causing maximum disruption and argument

Ignore him, he's a shit stain.

by theguard1345 April 6, 2016

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shit-ton

A generally recognized term to mean a lot, but recognized hyperbolically by some to mean 80.

She lost a shit-ton of weight.

by Michael-SC April 12, 2016

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shit

brown stuff that comes out of your butt/poop/crap

wow thats a big piece of shit.

by sofiawerner April 14, 2016

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A social act in which a group of people gather at an abandoned urban location. People should bring to the party shit-inducing foods and drinks, such as prunes or bowel-prep solution. When the partygoers are literally full of shit, they must relieve themselves anywhere and everywhere possible, keeping within the grounds of said urban location.

Partygoer 1: "Yo dude, I'm bored."

Partygoer 2: "Yeah, so am I. Wanna go to a shit party?"

Partygoer 1: "Yea, sure bro. I'll get the prunes. This shit's gonna be a rager!"

by Phedorable April 15, 2016

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