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Tighter than dick skin

Extremely tight, often in reference to the fit of clothing.
This Yanni t-shirt is tighter than dick skin!
by L Wrong Hubbard January 14, 2017
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double decker dick gang

"you ever heard of double decker dick gang?"
"no?"
"theyre all gay, and have double decker dicks."
by milocicle November 13, 2021
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Skank Faced Dick Licker

Also known as SFDL for inside joke use....a Skank Faced Dick Licker is someone with chronic bitch face,you know they always look like a bitch, who also enjoys whoring around with men of the opposite race and commonly with other SFDLs.

These may be spotted in the mall being very loud but be careful upon approachal the only way to obtain and capture one is to bait them with a dildo on a string and a bear trap.
Dude guess what im totally gonna fuck that chick at the bar.

Total Skank Faced Dick Licker Dude , youre too white to get wit dat.
by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III December 18, 2011
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off this like soft dicks

Yo boy we off this like soft dicks
by dark desus August 27, 2017
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Fuck my dick off

Usually used when you are frustrated with yourself, such as losing your keys, or losing at Trivia HQ when your on the last question. Not to be confused with Get the fuck off my dick.
by holveck June 1, 2018
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Nut-Up Dick Pic

A not so typical picture of a dick taOR from approximately knee height (easier to take with longer arms or while squatting) angled in the upward direction in order to showcase both the nuts and dick. Be sure to have an erect dick or run the risk of appearing to simply have three nuts. Be sure to avoid anus, but if not possible, be sure to cover with emoji.
Women love surprise nut-updick pics! OR
Did you get his nut-up dick pic?! What a great angle!
by Hahaballs February 13, 2021
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school fucking sucks dick

fucking shit school and no one likes it lol
john- hey what's up school fucking sucks dick aye

doe- yea fuck school it can suck my fucking dick 😭😭
by your local grocery store September 21, 2023
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