Iran man

Basically someone ran, man cause yeah they aren't sigma Ohio mogging new livvy dunn rizzing baby gront

Yo some funky geeza looked at me and Iran man

by Sigma boi Ohio grimace June 4, 2024

spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.

your such a spank monkey man you fat bastard.

by thistlemuncher May 14, 2011

Nugget man

Someone who is built like a McDonalds 20 piece nugget box meal

That boy over there looks built like a nugget man

by Daughter of Dumpster baby88 February 14, 2024

Danyo Man

A freak mutation between Dan Man and Seanyo San.

The two arose from the toxic waste facility, not as separate parties, but as one being; as...as... DANYO MAN!

by Danny Peterson January 22, 2004

giraffe bruh man

1. Br- Br-

BRUH!

2. just do what you always do. Fuck around and have fun with it and then you know randomly get serious and then really hungry.

giraffe bruh man.

by handle already used by sum1 June 21, 2020

The White Man Did It In One Week

When a clapped ass white guy is dating the finest Asian woman alive.

"HOLY SHIT BRO YOU SEE KYLE'S GIRLFRIEND?"

"ONG BRO The White Man DID IT IN ONE WEEK"

by Bernardo is comp at soccer November 9, 2023

padlock man

A man who has no intentions on getting married to you after years of dating and empty promises. And has refused to allow you find true love.

Introduces you to family and friends and allow them call you 'our wife ' not because he has plans on marrying you, but because that's what you want to hear.

1.Jude is a padlock man, I really pity for Diana

2. These days, ladies prefer a Yoruba demon to a padlock man

by Gbese!!!! April 20, 2018