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funny internet man

a man who pretends to be funny on the internet
by Your pseudonym September 5, 2025
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bat man bat

when bat man got bitten by a radioactive bat
woah look it’s bat man bat’
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Man

If your a man. Die. Easy
by Tsuyu Asui August 31, 2021
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Ocean Man

Noun

1. The crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land.

2. The sequence of a life form braised in the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land.
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
by bob bobbo boboson July 7, 2020
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Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Blabber mouth

Loud mouth

Always expects the worst of things

Homophobic

And tells you everything about anything And still not know nothing
The paranoid village man does not believe he is paranoid and thinks being paranoid is for fags
by Brain reaper May 9, 2021
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Reverse man child

Someone that is grown on the surface, and a child under the skin.
The reverse man child found the courage to steal on that dude that he/she never had as a kid, though he had had his eye blacked before, and didn't know what what was particularly impressive about it.
by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021
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a grown ass man

he got it goin' on
he got his own house
he got his own car
two jobs, work hard
he's a bad man
he has savings
he has credit cards
he has investments
he has everything prepared in the event of a disaster
he got a wife
he only been with one woman for his entire life cuz he didn't want any STD's
he is educated
he educates his own wife
he has full coverage health, life, dental, and vision benefits no copay
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW, SIT DOWN
"A grown ass man took me on a vacation after he paid all of the bills and put away money for the future."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
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