Keep Shit Peter

Keep it quiet or don’t say a thing about this

I just hung out with with someone I wasn’t supposed to and I don’t want them to say anything to anyone so I told him to “keep shit Peter”
My drug dealer told me after I picked up from him “keep shit Peter” (he doesn’t want me to say anything about it to anyone)

by Ludmilabxbie January 11, 2025

Shit Housed

The state of being intoxicated way past shitty or shit faced. So drunk the house is moving!

Girl 1: Last night was bad for me! I was so drunk the walls were moving!

Girl 2: oh girl, you were shit housed drunk!

by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019

shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli

BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli

by Cookielover9000 October 19, 2021

shit

holy shit its fucked up

shit for fucks sake

by tunip the vegimal March 15, 2022

Shit Wilson

slapping somebody while holding a pile of shit in your slap hand

My girlfriend wanted to try something dirty so I gave her a Shit Wilson. She broke up with me.

by EDog73 November 23, 2022

I’ll shit in your driveway

When you disrespect someone to the highest extent. You just want to shit in their fucking driveway , dawg.

Robertos best friend fucked his girlfriend so Roberto walks up to Kyle and simply says “I’ll shit in your driveway”

by the klit klapper November 5, 2018

You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others

Don’t say something to someone you wouldn’t do or hear yourself

1“Do the dishes”
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”

by Sejerejedinmor August 30, 2025