cotton swab dick chick

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.

Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

Lick it Before You Dick It

Before you you stick your member into your girl's pussy or asshole, you should lick the part you plan on entering and pleasure her first.

Bill's wife was on the bed with her head down and her luscious ass in the air. With member in hand, he stared at her glistening wet slit and her tight little browneye trying to decide where to enter first. His wife said, "go in where you want but lick it before you dick it".

by Cactus Head February 15, 2009

dicked on my pay check

anything bad that happens to you.
or getting a bad pay check.

"I don't really feel like talking I JUST GOT DICKED ON MY PAY CHECK!!!!"

by samuelRawesome May 23, 2008

Suck dick, get rich

Woman version of 'fuck bitches, get money'

"Suck dick, get rich"

by Quillivant November 7, 2016

National dick grab day

National dick grab day April 12th just grab anyone’s dick and get away with it

“It’s national dick grab day, just walk past and grab his dick”

by JeFfReY1904 April 11, 2019

National suck dick day

National suck dick they is when you suck a guys dick anytime of the day or give your man some pleasure and it’s on the 15th of April

Ashley:Guess what’s tomorrow
Chris:April 15th

Ashley:no it’s national suck dick day so be ready

by Alex2crazy amos:coolflyguy333 April 13, 2019

stick your dick in a fan

Doing something that will do you absolutely no good. Synonymous with piss in the wind

Why would you go to the ATM, you don't have any money. You might as well stick your dick in a fan.

by Just Rhino April 12, 2017