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incel man

an involuntarily celibate bitch who thinks making sexist comments and jokes about women is fine. he thinks women owe him something and often whines about being lonely to make women feel bad for them. he is that type of man who can come off as creepy and will probably tell you the story of when a girl broke his heart in first grade and uses it as an excuse for his behaviors. incels often have an addiction to beating their meat to porn every night because they dont know how to talk to women in real life without being weird and straight up disrespectful. they are the men who hit you up with a suggestive message on social media instead of acting like normal men and not like horny bitches in heat.
incel: "hey girl. you're beautiful, do you send any?"

girl: "wtf? no. dont ask me that again lol. that was creepy"

incel: *offended* "well damn bitch, it was just a question. why are you so rude?"

girl: "because you sound like a desperate incel and you certainly dont know how to talk to girls, creepy ass incel man."

incel: "ugh all of you are hoes anyways! i hate women! thats why you are fatherless and no one will want you."
by leonsass August 3, 2024
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The White Man Did It In One Week

When a clapped ass white guy is dating the finest Asian woman alive.
"HOLY SHIT BRO YOU SEE KYLE'S GIRLFRIEND?"

"ONG BRO The White Man DID IT IN ONE WEEK"
by Bernardo is comp at soccer November 9, 2023
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No man’s land

The time between peak drunkenness and blackout
Yo, I am in no man’s land, I think I will be blackout soon.
by Dbon20 May 20, 2020
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Man Whore

Gurl 1:wasn’t your brother dating someone different last week

Girl 2: yes he’s a man whore
by Kk dhdndb September 13, 2021
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HD THE MAN!

A guy who gets it.

A guy THAT just don't like bullshit

A man who has kept his morals or got them back!
A man that has had enough
Wow I can't believe he figured it out
He just will not take that shit at all!!
Yeah he has been about showing good form to all he meets
THAT wasn't it he just could not take it. No more he had had enough didn't he !HD THE MAN!
by H.D. the man! July 14, 2023
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spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.
by thistlemuncher May 14, 2011
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My man

"come off it, my man, who d'you think you're talking to?"
by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025
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