piece of shit

Something invisible until you smell it often stepped upon leaving undesired feelings, smell, or disease, often the color brown can be green, purple yellow, and the rarest red.

Curt: "Wow! i bout stepped onto that piece of shit"
Bob: "Yeah I Just have a few dogs round here thats the problem they have to shit on outside."
Curt: "at least the dog knows to leave its piece of shit outside of the household."

by 62428 October 22, 2015

space shit

Anything and everything cool and totally awesome about space.

Black holes are space shit

by Victor_Bravo October 26, 2015

Shit Balls

When you are spewing diarrhea and it splashes in the water and covers your testicles.

Last night I was taking a crap and got the shit balls.

by Bazerk November 3, 2015

Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.

Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!

by Wes the Human November 3, 2015

shit splat natty splat shits

What happens when you fart after anal sex

I bent over after my man was done pounding my ass and it came out in shit splat natty splat shits

by Cici butt lover November 8, 2015

Dahhh say that shit

Dahhh say that shit basically means just kidding.

Here's an example:

Man I fucked your sister the other day, Dahhh say that shit.

Hey bro I'm about to vote for Donald trump, Dahhh say that shit.

Man I'm a crip and a blood, Dahhh say that shit.

Man she ugly then a hoe but got a fat ass, Dahhh say that shit.

by Skurrr214 November 12, 2015

shit on my helmet

When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.

You need to flush out better next time... I've got shit on my helmet!

by Cooptastic November 20, 2015