dirty hotdog water

The saliva (and other stuff) in a girl's mouth after giving oral.

Sally: Jake kissed Pat right after she blew him.

Ann: Ewww. Did she still have the dirty hotdog water in her mouth?

Sally: Yup!

by Buck Neked August 4, 2010

The Dirty St. Nick

When you are done with a one night stand and the girl is passed out, you shit in one of her shoes as if you were St. Nick leaving her a treat.

Dave: "I fucked this girl last night and gave her The Dirty St. Nick"

Steve: "What's a Dirty St. Nick?"

Dave: " I shit in her shoe while she was asleep".

by Ed K75 February 21, 2009

Brian Dirty Laundry

Some privileged tall, rich white bastard who pushed his hot blonde girlfriend off a cliff on their hiking trip and then tries to cover it up and the police refuse to do anything about it because he's a white man like them

Brian Dirty Laundry pushed went into hiding last week and hired a team of lawyers once his girlfriend's body was discovered rotting in the woods, but nobody arrested him because the police love a controlling white man like them

by D Flawless September 21, 2021

Dirty First Down

Kind of cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. Here, while banging a girl from behind, stick a finger up her ass and get some poo on your fingertip. Then put a little on another finger on your other hand. Right when you cum, rub a finger under each of her eyes, giving the appearance of an athelete's eyeblack, and then yell "First Down" and make the hand motion a football ref makes for a first down.

Last night I was giving Meg some doggy action, and gave her a Dirty First Down. She loved it.

by Dirty First Downer June 28, 2009

D.P., Dirty Pagan

Self proclaimed Pagans with hygiene issues who flash massive pentagrams and cheap broadswords from the Bud-K catalog while hitting on every nubile newbie in sight, regardless of age, gender, or marital status. Whispers that they are the reincarnation of Crowley or Pan, when they are most likely the reincarnation of a leg-humping canine. Sometimes poses as a shaman of somebody else's culture or a priest of some dark diety with a fondness for kinky sex.

"Yeah, Tom's a D.P. alright--after the last Beltane we changed his Craft name from "Running Stag" to "Running Sores"."

by Crescent October 9, 2003

stirring dirty porridge

To have stirred someones dirty porridge is to realise that you and your brother/friend have had sex with the same girl

'stirring dirty porridge', an emotional short story by imthesean.

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1- 'Bro, me and Emma got it on last night'

'Emma from down the road?'

'Yeh man'

'But i had sex with her last week'

'O SHI-'

(3rd person) 'Baha! youve been stirring his dirty porridge!'

by imthesean August 8, 2009

Dirty Cowboy

Cowboy chases his Cowgirl around the house backwards with his hairy ass yelling Dirty Cowboy.

While inside your house, a cowboy (with hat on) unexpectedly yells Dirty Cowboy and walks/runs backwards with his pants down. Chasing her with his hairy ass, while she screams and runs away. The Dirty Cowboy must corner the Cowgirl (kitchen is good place)and rub his hairy ass on her as she screams. Some Dirty Cowboys like to yell, 'can you smell that' or 'did you hear that', but that is optional. Beware of the wet finger!

by CVMP Dave February 27, 2009