Zombie

A person who is a bluff, or faked out on the event that was supposed to take place but either never joined in, or never showed up in the first place.

A person who has very strict parents and is never allowed to do anything with their lives until they become a certain age.

Alicia- I think i'll ask a Alexa to come to my party this weekend.
Greg- Dont bother, her parents wouldnt dare let her... She's such a zombie anyway.

by LexiLove<333 May 30, 2011

Zombie

bloody cannibals; quite fascinating
When someone is being annoying or selfish.

Friend 1: you're being such a Zombie right now!!!

Friend 2: what?!?!?!

by Momma knows best. June 14, 2011

zombieraptorjesus

due to the predistion of the end of the world,including the "rapture" or how there was supposedly going to be an appocalypse. The word spread around the internet and "rapture" turned into raptor,therefore creating the Zombieraptorjesus.

"oh shit,zombieraptorjesus!!"

*screams through laughter*"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!"

by WRIST CRAKKER June 17, 2011

Zombiewad

n. A place where a large group of hungry stoners hangout.

“I don’t want to go to the zombiewad I don’t smoke.”

“I’m so high right now let’s go to the Zombiewad.”

“My girl and I went to the Zombiewad, all we did was eat, smoke and moan”

by ENC-Black November 9, 2011

ZombieWasted

When you get drunk like zombies do, drinking all the juicy delicious flesh and such.

Faith: Yo Clara I wanna get wasted
Clara: Well it will only be fun if we get ZombieWasted
Faith: Yeah gurl let's do it

by C.DawgSOLO November 15, 2011

zombie cap

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011

Zombie Locked

When a door will only open by someone slamming into it. Like a zombie staggering forward.

Tom's front door was Zombie Locked so he could only open it by dropping all his weight into the handle.

by Froginabox December 16, 2011