May 7th

A date where people thought everyone was going to die

“I’m scared for may 7th”
“Why”
“An asteroid is gonna kill everyone”
The next day (may 7th)
“WE’RE GONNA DIE”
(The next day)
“Don’t you feel stupid”

by Moxxiidoll_ May 8, 2022

May 17th

International f*ck u day !

It’s okay to be a hater on this day

if this day was a song it would b I hate you by sza
God I hate the 17th

Exemple: it’s may 17th, I hate you !

by Swag money 69 May 8, 2022

May 9th

May 9th is hug a murderer day
Go find and hug them
Give them affection

E.g
Person 1: hey it’s may 9th which is hug a murderer day
Person 2:ok and?
Person 1:where’s my hug?

by Life Insurance Square May 8, 2022

May 9th

National Goku day! Global Goku day, 5/9 (Go Ku)

May 9th
Him: "dont be disappointed in me"
Her" "why?"
Him: "it's global goku day-"

by Candi Kane May 9, 2022

may 19

anne boleyn is beheaded :///

may 19 1536

by iloveanneboleyn May 9, 2022

May 13

National skip school day

Me: hey bro it’s May 13 tmrw
them: so?
me: it’s national skip school day
them: alr let’s do it
me: bet

by machary May 9, 2022

May 9th

National give your bf super risky head in the drum closet day

Dude it’s may 9th. I’m definitely getting some slop

by Billthebest568 May 9, 2022