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French-eskimo kiss

An Eskimo kiss preceded by the licking of a nose.
Do you want me to French-Eskimo kiss you?
by Deathesquire August 22, 2023
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Wave the French Flag

"I was going to challenge this in court, but I've decided to just wave the French flag and pay the parking ticket fine."
by fibonacci112358 February 22, 2023
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Burn's French Horn

A sexual act ( either given or recieved), when a person fist Ur anus while giving u felatio. Resembles someone playing a French horn.
Robert told me that his slutty friend Megan must have played in marching band, because she can play a mean Burn's French horn.
by J. Free November 27, 2011
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Poseidon's French Kiss

A variation of the traditional Poseidon's Kiss with the added enhancement of water actually entering the anal cavity.
My barn doors didn't shut fast enough and I got a Poseidon's French Kiss!
by Slimcady August 1, 2022
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Hydro-French dip

When you shove a gun up your cock so hard that cum starts to fly into the barrel, so then you shoot the cum up your ass.
Jon was just doing the Hydro-French dip competition yesterday.
by MRblyat1 September 29, 2019
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French Toe Tickler

Not to be confused with a “French Tickler,” the French Toe Tickler is a vagrant that drugs or incapacitates in some other form an innocent bystander and proceeds to suck their toes.
Did you hear about Steve? He won’t wear open toe shoes anymore after the French Toe Tickler incident.
by Cômrådę Thicqué December 8, 2020
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french fry cock

Small, skinny black cock. So-called in irony due to the myth that black men are better endowed than white or Asian men.

Therefore, girls are amused when they see a french fry cock.
Dude, you've got a french fry cock! It's smaller than my white ex-boyfriend's!
by katielicious_xxx February 13, 2010
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