French Hiker Syndrome

A Natural occurring phenomenon where a French person taking part in any semi-strenuous activity will complain within minutes of the activity's starting, often during hikes.
Known remedies include : resting, cheese, and giving up.
Not to be confused with french cries

Pierre : My legs hurt, who chose this hike ?!
Moira : I think Pierre is coming down with a case of French Hiker Syndrome again

by ricardo_vic March 21, 2021

Burn's French Horn

A sexual act ( either given or recieved), when a person fist Ur anus while giving u felatio. Resembles someone playing a French horn.

Robert told me that his slutty friend Megan must have played in marching band, because she can play a mean Burn's French horn.

by J. Free November 27, 2011

French Fire Drill

A game that is very similar to Chinese Fire Drill. When someone in the room yells "French Fire Drill," everyone in the room must take off their shirt and takes someone else's shirt. Often played after everyone has had a couple of drinks.

"French Fire Drill!!"

by FairyCrepperGnome September 5, 2011

French-eskimo kiss

An Eskimo kiss preceded by the licking of a nose.

Do you want me to French-Eskimo kiss you?

by Deathesquire August 22, 2023

Poseidon's French Kiss

A variation of the traditional Poseidon's Kiss with the added enhancement of water actually entering the anal cavity.

My barn doors didn't shut fast enough and I got a Poseidon's French Kiss!

by Slimcady August 1, 2022

Wave the French Flag

Euphemism meaning to surrender

"I was going to challenge this in court, but I've decided to just wave the French flag and pay the parking ticket fine."

by fibonacci112358 February 22, 2023

french fry cock

Small, skinny black cock. So-called in irony due to the myth that black men are better endowed than white or Asian men.

Therefore, girls are amused when they see a french fry cock.

Dude, you've got a french fry cock! It's smaller than my white ex-boyfriend's!

by katielicious_xxx February 13, 2010