Uncle Dad And The Family Secret

A punk,rock,ska band out of Killington Vermont .
Check them out on Myspace.com/uncledad

Did you hear the band Uncle Dad and the family secret the other night ya there kick ass

by UncleDad March 22, 2009

Everyone's Creepy Pedophile uncle

A bald white man who you think you know but you don't. He also loves your kids for some reason.

That guy over there in the big white van looks like everyone's creepy pedophile uncle.

by Shulkingit April 25, 2015

Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club

A nickname given to the Coast Guard by the Marines. Usually said in a mocking manner due to the fact that the Coast Guard is rarely in combat and are instead mainly stopping drug boats and pulling six-pack rings off sea life. Contrary to the life of a Marine.

Coastguardsman: I’m in the Coast Guard
Marine: Oh, you mean Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club?
Coastguardsman: Huh?
Marine: Pussy.

by LaxBros69 February 01, 2018

Ur uncle bisexual

Strongest insult, gets all the pussy

Jeremy: ur mom gay
Bill: ur dad lesbian
Timmy: ur granny tranny
Jeff: ur grandpap a trap
Josh: ur uncle bisexual
*everyone gets mega aids and fucking dies , josh becomes a pimp*

by Iremovedmyribstosuckmyowndick March 16, 2018

Dirty Uncle Brad

When you make your hand into a fist and you stick it in your sisters mouth and scream the Hokey Pokey and then when you get to turn her around use the other fist to smack her on the head.

“I gave my sister the Dirty Uncle Brad last night, she loved it bruv!”

by CountDemon69 November 01, 2021

uncle bad touch

A creepy tree farmer who thinks he is a doctor and advertises free rectal exams out of his van

I just got back from my rectal exam with your uncle bad touch

by camping buddy June 01, 2017

Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship

While the dominant male is giving anal sex to the receiver he defecates. The giver is defecating and not the taker, and therefore the giver is packing (it in) and shipping (it out). The name derives from the story that Uncle Sam Wilson of Troy, NY was a meat packer during the War of 1812. The initials U.S. were inscribed on the meat packages to be sent to the Army, and it became legend that the good meat was from Uncle Sam.

I really wanted to go the bathroom and have sex at the same time, so I decided to perform Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship on the toilet.

by Winclemo March 10, 2008