dry meat

hard dick needing lubrication

It hurts when my boyfriend tries to stick his dry meat in my vagina.

by Sir Richard DP October 16, 2016

hog meat

Hog meat describes a cock that has some significant weight to it. A nice balance of terrifying length and girth like a family sized can of soup.

Come on bro, we are almost to the finish line and this race is done.

Nah bro, been fighting this hog meat for the last mile.

Other example:

Ring me up for another 4lbs of hog meat. I don’t plan on walking right for a week straight.

by Cum Goblin April 10, 2019

meat substitute

A realistic dildo, veins and all are included
You shouldnt be able to tell the difference between a meat substitute and the real thing.

Jim "Jenni where is your meat substitute ?"
Jenni "it's in the drawer"

by Bubza101 December 11, 2017

meat-stick

Slang for penis

wow he has a big meat-stick!

by bianv July 7, 2020

Meat Bus

A thick penis.

Gosh he rammed me last night with his meat bus.

by herpderp3333 September 18, 2021

stylish meat

Meat that has a great fashion sense

Oml that meat is so stylish.

Ikr. I love stylish meat.

by Omg talking dinosaurs.RUN!!!!! December 1, 2017

angel meat

When the meat is so sweet it's as if it is from the loin of Angels. Aka Brandi

There goes Angel Meat aka Brandi

by Nuttcasepdx1 March 10, 2017