Titty Whomp

An open handed slap to a woman's breasts.

-Man, this woman's getting on my nerves! She deserves a Titty Whomp!

Did you see that Worst Wedding DJ EVER! Video? He totally Titty Whomped that woman!

by thisguyfosho March 6, 2011

Titty Twist

The grasping and twisting action of the thumb and index fingers on another persons nipple, to inflict pain.

Dean gave Jordan a titty twist yesterday.

by T-Bag 1994 February 23, 2014

Hamburger titties

Tits that are mainly comprised by eating McDonalds in an excessive amount

1: Damn that girl has huge tits
2: Yeah but the're just hamburger titties

1: yeah but the dates at McDonalds will be cheap

by SJW Hunter January 6, 2017

tittie nip

Just a fun way to say "nipple."

Tittie nip! Say it to yourself... rolls off the tongue doesn't it?

Hey! Don't do that! I'll pinch your tittie nip!

by AnnaBanana1234 December 7, 2006

titty wagger

a name for a person who is awfully homosexual, annoying, boobiewaggingful, or any negative adjective that may be minorly offensive that someone would like to say in a majorly unoffensive way not really; all offense is secretly intended

a person who enjoys putting their ta-ta's in other people's faces

Edward - Did you see that prostitute totally running around half naked and throwing her milkshakes in innocent pedestrian's faces?
Emma - Yeah, she was a complete titty wagger.

by Emma. No pseudonyms here. January 20, 2009

Titty baby

A cry baby

I love it when your a titty baby babe

by Name 101 November 11, 2018

gecko titties

Refers to the natural direction that the tit and nipple face when hanging or sloughed in a bra. Ultimately the titties will face opposite directions, as to resemble the independent eye movement of the gecko. This is not a birth or development defect but simply a result of three primary factors: 1)Obesity coupled with little to no exercise or 2) age or 3)many years of "hard livin".

To date, census reports indicate that the highest concentration of "gecko tittied" females are found in the midwestern states.

Whoa, take a look at that bitch, those nips are all over the place! Been awhile since I've seen a good pair of gecko titties.

by zachoff January 7, 2011