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Nut Grinding

When someone is on the ground and you stomp on their balls. Then you start twisting your foot as your pressing down on them until the guy can't have any kids and the balls are swelling or flat as paper.

Only accepted by RoShamBo masters.
Tom: "Man my friend Jim was nut grinding today me after what I said. And they're STILL swelling!"

Jake: "Yeah your not kidding. You probably shouldn't wear your undies in the house anymore. And what did you say?"

Tom: "I said he has no balls and can't fight crap."
by The Gaspedaller February 28, 2022
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the perfect nut

When a man (or woman) once in a long time finally achieves the orgasm (or ejaculation) called, "The Perfect Nut."
Jimmy has not masturbated in a month. After waiting awhile, he finally releases the perfect nut one night.
by Guy with a dick October 5, 2017
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Nut Allergy

When a person does not like to be ejaculated on
Person 1: I really like you! Wanna hook up?
Person 2: ..sorry I have a nut allergy..
by DaddySaddle August 2, 2020
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nuts in the face

Employee: "Hey, did you hear that Alice is bangin' the boss. She's 8 months pregnant for crying out loud!

Co-worker: "Wow! That's nuts in the face!"
by cowpattybill November 15, 2019
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Academian Nut

1. A person who is crazy about education. A student or Scholar who is nuts.

2. Receiving or giving an orgasm, to or from, an educated person.
1. Student: Hello Professor, Here is my homework for last week, next week, and for the rest of the semester.
Professor: I knew you were a bright student, but I didn't know you were an Academian Nut!

2. Male Student: Damn! that girl in my English Class is fine as hell, I think I just found my first Academian Nut bust of the semester.
Female Student: These fools are Academian Nuts if they think they can get any bitch they want.
by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013
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Self Nutted

Self Nutted; *Related to the virtual act of T-Bagging an opponent or adversary on the internet, typically in online gaming or forums. In an attempt for a gay Brazilian to virtually T-bag (aka Nut or Nutted) and exert an undeniable disgrace, humiliation or dominance of knowledge, wisdom, experience, skill or insight over a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch, the gay Brazilian's attempt is completely inaccurate, unwarranted or incomplete whereby the act of "Nutting" is reversed upon themselves leading to an even greater effect than intended for their original target.
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...

*See also; Self-Nutted
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...

Post: "You fucking ilitarate, you don't even know how to spel!"

Reply: "OMFG, you just Self Nutted..."
by Money $hot November 17, 2010
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Power nut

When u bus a fat fuckin nut and she keeps succin... but this time u bus 5 gallons worth of nut...
“Babe im finished... babe stop.... STOP... SToP.... BITCH STOP IM GONNA POWER NUT!!”
by Ihavegunga59 July 17, 2019
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