Excommunicated giga Chad, removed because his PP got erect and struct down god straight from heaven. Now he turned to the dark arts to create surprisingly great rates to gather disciples for his cult, state farm.
by Derpafish August 25, 2021
An absolute chad who will try to sell you life insurance. He is always there smiling and watching you and wears a big ass hat that says his name on it. Preys mostly on dumb neighbros. "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there."
Me: Dude. Who just knocked on your door?
Neighbro: It was Jake From State Farm. He gave me life insurance in trade for my wife.
Me: Bruh! That was probably Simpleflips!
Neighbro: It was Jake From State Farm. He gave me life insurance in trade for my wife.
Me: Bruh! That was probably Simpleflips!
by DaBeefeyest November 28, 2019
During times when a male is cut off from females, such as deployment, hotness ratings may become artificially inflated. The state-side hotness rating is a Hotness Rating equivalent to the rating a female would be if they were in the Continental United States. The simplest method to determine this is the "mantourage / 2" method. Simply take the number of bros in her mantourage(flock of dudes surrounding her) and divide it by two.
Ex: Girl has 9 bros flocking around her.
Bro 1: Dude, she was hot!
Bro 2: Dude, her State-side Hotness Rating is a 4.5.
Bro 1: Dude, she was hot!
Bro 2: Dude, her State-side Hotness Rating is a 4.5.
by MarkyMark33 April 04, 2014
where the kidz from the burgh go to get turnt!!! also the site of a staged colonoscopy-prep walk-a-thon (just a lil fun factoid to throw in there)
by JLC24 March 30, 2019
A sausagefest masquerading as a "University" in the small town of Mankato, MN. This is primarily a party school for the kin folk in the upper midwest and elsewhere. High rate of STD's and alcohol poisoning. Sucks in sports and sucks in academics. The school mascot is a bull named "Stomper". A fucking BULL! I say that's BULL-SHIT! Fuck you, Stomper!
Brian: Hey Travis, did you get accepted in the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities?
Travis: Nah, man, they rejected me coz my SAT's were shit
Brian: Looks like your only option is Minnesota State University, Mankato.
Travis: That fucking sucks.
Travis: Nah, man, they rejected me coz my SAT's were shit
Brian: Looks like your only option is Minnesota State University, Mankato.
Travis: That fucking sucks.
by watermelawn March 17, 2017
The Severn Higher Institute of Technology aka the place where a $268,000 education is shoved up your anus 1 nickel at a time.
by scubasteve March 30, 2005
by mpatton January 02, 2022