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Poetry Slam

A public gathering where talentless liberals applaud each other’s verbal mutterings of whatever meaningless drivel they believe is poetry (virtually any thought they can croak into a microphone while feigning profound sincerity).
Jill: “Hey Jack, only $20 admission to the poetry slam tonight. Wanna go?”
Jack: “Anyone who pays admission for a circle-jerk is the one getting slammed.”
by Valefar August 27, 2021
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Slam the Hood

(A mechanic phrase) to give up on a project or stop troubleshooting a car.
"This is ridiculous! I'm feel like i'm going to slam the hood."
by BrianMcFight May 9, 2016
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Slippery slam

The process of filling a tube sock with a collection of semen and quarters then proceeding to beat the neighborhood knaves with it.
Guys you know that kid who was being a pain in the cunt the other day. Let's slippery slam him and teach him to leave us alone.
by Angel O' Death69 April 30, 2013
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committed slam

Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based
We aren't dating. He's more of a committed slam.
by CommittedSlam October 28, 2015
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Slippery slam slut

The slippery slam slut is the female who knowingly portrayed herself as the loving caring devoted woman of your dreams, when she has her magic slut dust blinding you she is sneaking and sleeping around with the local swine slammer.
Wow Gail i never ever thought that you would be caught with a swine slammer like Corey, you're sneaky cheating game was so good I never thought you would cheat on me;which makes you the slippery slam slut
by Longfat Cock4datass February 18, 2022
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slam dunk

when you want to - or are going to have sex with a person or persons. Also can be used in past tense "slam dunked" when you have smashed said person or persons.
boy 1 - look at that thicc girl with dat noice booty
boy 2 - you should totally smash her
boy 1 - hell yeah ma boi I'm about to slam dunk her

boy 1 - look at that group of varsity college volleyball players
boy 2 - holy shit they hella fine
boy 1 - imma slam dunk the shit outta them

boy 1 - did what happened last night?
boy 2 - I slammed dunked her
boy 1 - proud of you
by gvsolt June 4, 2018
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Slam-bammed

To be completely and utterly intoxicated; usually from consuming alcohol.
I was so slam-bammed last night I forgot my name.
by Dolph L. February 8, 2007
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