call me on tuesday

never ever call me

Boy: Your pretty, can we go out on a date?
Girl: Call me on Tuesday.

by sKandelous September 26, 2010

Call center Apu

Is an asian call center operative that cant speak good English due to there strong Asian accent

i was going to buy something today from the shopping channel but when i got through on the phone i had to put it down because i couldn't understand what he was saying to me good old call center apu

by Carlton banksz December 23, 2014

missing alpha call

A phrase used when your discord buddy misses alpha call. Once a harmless make, now an extensive meme used to represent any form of mistake.

Person 1: "God dammit I missed my ultimate".
Person 2: "Just like you missing alpha call"

by Sterm February 2, 2018

Call of Duty Fanboys

In every lobby of the perfectly normal teenagers and young adults that just want to play their game, there’s also the 5 year old jackasses that think they’re hardcore playing a game aimed for people over 17, obnoxiously yelling, “I NOSCOPED U NOOB!!1!1!1!” Throwing a hissy fit whenever they get killed, making “yo mama” jokes that died in 2014 and insisting anything that’s not rated M is for babies when they are babies.

I don’t mind normal fans, but overly defensive Call of Duty Fanboys are annoying as hell.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

call me dutch

Call me Dutch
Means to be very laid back and chill, and one can only be called Dutch if they have the logo "Call Me Dutch" on a select piece of clothing (for example: Hats, shirts, shoes, etc..)

You aren't one to do any drugs or alcohol but you still manage to have a good tiime.

Person 1: Dang you're really cool and chill af
Person 2 (with the logo "Call Me Dutch"): Just Call me Dutch.

by DutchIsIn October 21, 2013

call yourself pete

When you come into a room and try taking over the situation, even though you don't know what is going on, you are "walking in and calling yourself Pete".

You just got here, don't come in and call yourself Pete.

by callingmyselfpete December 15, 2014

It's called history, sweaty

A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.

World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.

Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!

by Creed Cur June 7, 2021