pee the dog

Letting the dog go outside to pee and/or drop a few stools.

{John}: Martha, can you pee the dog, please? I think that he has to go poddy.
...
{Martha}: John, I pee'd the dog but he didn't piss or shit.

by Telephony December 22, 2021

dog surgery

a term used to describe the most rancid and unpleasant things to exist. typically refers to smells but is aplicable to other things too.

i just know that nasty ass sandwich smelled like dog surgery 💀💀💀

by dermapetra July 18, 2022

potato dog

slang for pug.

HAHAHAHAHHA look at dat potato dog! pugs are AWSUM!!!

by some white millenial November 29, 2017

Shorn Dog

A bald, hairless, completely shaved cock and balls.

Rachel loves my shorn dog. She can’t get enough.

Getting a little overgrown down there. Time for a shorn dog.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

collar that dog

A phrase used when someone is talking smack to you. Quite possibly the best phrase to stop a conversation ever. There is no sufficient come back for this

Man im about to beat you like a stepchild.

Woa woa collar that dog !

by JParker June 17, 2008

Dog Scale

13-17- pup
18-21 -cub
22-29-wolf
30-39- mustang
40-49-stallion
50-59- coyote
60-68 -golden jackal
69 -pooch
70-79- husky
80-89-bull
90-99-bear
100 + -polar bear

Dog Scale

by Saucebag June 3, 2016

Deformed Dog

A meme where a guys cute doggie stands on HIS burgers

Some Guy: This is my cute doggie standing on HIS burgers

Another guy: deformed dog lmao

by Mikufigurine April 6, 2022