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by eH? March 17, 2003
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Lyzz the Dark Beast

Honorary name of one who will assasinate the world leaders and become ultimate goddess / emperess of the universe. Giver of hugs and kisses. Goddess of all that is cute.
You so pulled a Lyzz the Dark Beast on me! Gimme a hug, you loser!
by Yer Brainz, foo' April 3, 2005
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Dark Semen Surprise

a man buys semen off of the internet in a bucket and pours it into his tip then putting his penis into a man or womens anus and squirting the other man's cum as well as his own in the anus
Stalin bought semen off of the internet and poured it into his tip then anal pleasing Amanda he preformed the Dark Semen Surprise
by darksemdemigod December 30, 2021
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Thank the Dark Gods

Thanking the dark gods is another way thanking something or someone for existing. e.g things like nutella, chocolate, etc. Things that you like.
Thank the Dark Gods for nutella. It is so good and creamy!
by JinzoDefiler March 29, 2017
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Unfunny Dark Humor

Unfunny dark humor (UDH) is when a joke that's dark isn't funny. Examples are Ronnie McNutt jokes, jokes that don't make sense, or just straight up dark and nothing else.
Guy 1: Ronnie was mind blowing!
Guy 2 (smart): you have Unfunny Dark Humor
by Orestan12 August 30, 2023
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Intellectual dark web

A "gated institutional narrative" (delivered by major sources like mainstream media, government funded research and university faculties) that elevates some conversations and tamps down others: for example differences between men and women
Today's intellectual dark web includes people who think that inequality can be changed into absolute equality and denies sex differences
by Thomas Jefferson 1986 March 17, 2018
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Neon Dark Bath

When one takes a bath in the dark, and adds glow sticks to the water to create a fun atmosphere or a lightshow. Very relaxing or devilish if you like the dark.
"Oh i'm going for a neon dark bath later"
"I've just been for a neon dark bath."
by WidowSpanky September 11, 2009
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