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the stoned age

The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.
Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
by @ngrym0thertrucker September 1, 2013
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Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.
"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."
by showerfart69 August 19, 2013
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Stone Jabber

A 'Stone Jabber' is another name for a stone mason.
We need a Stone Jabber to make a head stone.
by Sneaky-Sneaks November 3, 2011
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stones

Money. Usually in hundred dollar amounts.
"Yo. I'm about to buy that new watch. It's gonna cost me 3 stones."
by SprocDoc September 30, 2011
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Stone

A ray of sun shine! Stone’s are full of energy, loud, and love to be heard. Super smart and always ready to learn something new. They are ready to conquer any challenge thrown at them! They are super loving and kind to all. Let’s not forget beautiful on the inside and out! ;)
Stone is the coolest person I know!
by Mountainchop November 23, 2021
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Stone

The sexiest man I’ve ever seen, very quiet and respectful but will kick your butt with his black belt whenever needed. Everyone wants to be around him but he doesn’t care, he just goes with the flow and goes where the water takes him. Best surfer I’ve ever known and even if he didn’t surf everyone would think he does because he is the cutest little surfer boy I’ve ever seen
Man that stone kid is rad
by ReginaDrawbridge May 24, 2023
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Stone Buckle

Kid on Xbox that his blond short has blue eyes and goes to stonepark intermediate middle school and lives at charlettown
Random kid

Jace:Omg stone buckle
Bryce:thats not stone buckle

Drababbles
by Stone Buckle June 16, 2023
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