The Smitty Steamer

Very much like the Cleveland Steamer, The Smitty Steamer is performed by a small individual doing a rather "sloppy" shit on the other and rubbing it in using his Genitals.

Landy walked in on Chrissy giving Grimmer The Smitty Steamer

by Benjii Richards March 7, 2008

mental spittin

when someone talks so much shit that it is refered too as 'mental spittin'

asheraf: hey guys, i just drank the whole water from the pasific ocean

bob: ok, now your just mental spittin.

by the_merchant May 18, 2009

Jack Smitty

A type of person who has no identity of their own, and feeds off of the personality of others; total copy-cat.

Wow, only after I went to the Rise Against concert did he start wearing Rise Against shirts...what a Jack Smitty!

by G-whizz January 24, 2010

cunt spitter

One who spits on cunt's or a word to make people feel uncomfortable

Don't be a cunt spitter. or Don't spit on my cunt.

by Vincent Emory October 15, 2013

Turd spitter

The hind end of a male or female.

"Dude, did you see the turd spitter on that red head that walked by? I'd like to explore that cave with my gut shovel!"

by Third_leg_nog January 27, 2018

Titty shitty bang bang

My friend's favourite porn. It involves a chest, male or female, and a whole lot of shitting on said chest.

Seb: "Aww man, I came so hard last night!"
Joe: "What were you jacking it to?"
Seb: "Oh you know, Some Titty Shitty Bang Bang!"

by XenosCore April 10, 2018

To smitty

To sneak; to cunningly obtain something.

This line up is too long. If I go to the customer service desk, I may be able to smitty my way in quicker.
I need to fill out this form but don't have a pen: I'll just smitty the banker's pen.

by adamnsmit July 8, 2018