humor slut

girl who laughs at almost anything, usually an easy target for drunk dudes looking for an easy lay

Jack's after that humor slut Jill, it'll only take him about 20 minutes to get laid.

by The Morning Star April 9, 2006

slut date

A girl that lets you fuck her without you really knowing her.

Have you ever met Cari? Yeah I know that slut date.

by JayDay October 13, 2006

Slut Monkey

A woman skilled at using both hands and feet to please multiple partners at the same time.

All six of them are in the bedroom fucking that slut monkey.

by MBC April 1, 2003

Status Slut

A person who goes on facebook and comments on everyone's status, even if they're not that close.

Emily: is going shopping!! yay!
Sarah says: Omg wooo!

Sam: is happy!
Sarah says: yay for happyness!

Lucy: has nothing to wear for tonight
Sarah says: Omfg me neither aaaahhh!

(omg Sarah is a such status slut)

by CamoShortShorts June 26, 2009

Vulture Slut

A woman, a lot of the time unattractive, who hangs out in dive bars and try's to pick up men. She lurks at the end of the bar, and when your buddy walks up to the bar to order a drink, she attempts to seduce him. It is imperative that you educate your friends, before entering the bar, about the call of the vulture slut. If one of your friends is in danger of falling prey to this woman, he must immediately utter to you or another friend: "Brrrah - cahh", and you must acknowledge his plight by responding: "Brah - cah, nigga - cah!". This allows all in your group to recognize his situation and come to his aid, before she sinks her talons into him and flys away with her massive labias like a giant pink bat.

The most effective way of deterring her is to run up on her, shove your palm right in her face while pushing her back with it, and saying "Back up out my nigga face".

V - "Hey big boy how you doin tonight? :)"
A - "Yo Todd, Chris is gettin hit on by that vulture slut"
B(Chris) - "Brahh cahh!!!"
A - "Brah cah, nigga cah!"
A to V - "Back up out my nigga face, bitch"

by Genital Wartzkopf September 29, 2009

bestfriend slut

Person who calls almost everyone they know there bestfriend causing fighting to erupt between the people called bestfriend and forcing the bestfriend slut to make hard decisions

Tony: Keith yo mah bestfriend dude
Johnny: I thought i was your bestfriend
Tony: you are i was just saying that to Keith to make him happy
Johnny: your a bestfriend slut

by J. Peeyongson April 21, 2008

Slut puppy

A person who uses their adorable and cute looks to attract a partner or partners for a casual sexual encounter.

Mike: Did you see how Matt took two ladies home last night?
Sam: Yeah! He is such a Slut puppy!

by Black DON-o-mite May 11, 2019