Ranch

A term describing weed that looks very low grade but is actually high quality bud

"Yo this grass is browner than chocolate milk "

"Its friggin ranch though bro"

"Legalize Ranch "

by Doctor Esophagus September 24, 2021

Rancho Cucamonga

An old city with recent beginnings. The city itself has been active since the mid 1800's. Route 66 runs right through the middle of it with the Sycamore Inn (est. 1848) still in operation at the west end of the city. Much of the city was established by Italian families who created Rancho Cucamonga's wine history. Though almost all of the vineyards and vintners are gone now (some relocating and taking their grapes to Temecula, Ca.), the city still holds on to their wine-making heritage. The city was called Cucamonga until it was finally incorporated in the mid 1970's and changed its name to Rancho Cucamonga.

Rancho is also home to the Cucamonga Quakes, a minor league, baseball team owned by the Los Angeles Dodgers, where you can often catch a pro-player rehabbing before being released from the disabled list.
Rancho is mainly middle to upper middle income. It sits geographically well between the 10, 15 and 210 freeways, making any excursion easy to navigate to. Las Vegas is about 3.5 hours away. San Diego about 2 hours and Los Angeles about 1 hour.
It's a pretty cool city, but it ain't cheap. The schools are top rated, which brings in people with money. Especially the Asian community. And it has a shit ton of rub-n-tug massage parlors.

"What are you up to today?"

" Not sure. Might catch a Quakes game, then go get a rub down at the Happy Day Spa then get some grub at Victoria Gardens. Telling you, man. Living in Rancho Cucamonga ain't half bad."

by Silent Guiche September 25, 2021

Roach

A word that racist people use to describe Asians

Person 1: So some roach was hanging around yesterday

Person 2: You racist fuck

by Justin Akira November 21, 2021

ranchana

Ranchana is the most beautiful girl you will ever see. She is very supportive , kind and sassy at the same time. If she gets close to you she will roast you and flirt with you at the same time.

Rohan - Ranchana you ok?
Ranchana - ohh yess! I just saw your handsome face and I wanna puke so badly!

by Jhxtae November 22, 2021

roachbird

A joint, aka jaybird, made with roaches, and or, the somewhat burned weed inside some roaches.

Sally rolled up a killer roachbird, and I got completely toasted.

by Ptatmigan November 22, 2021

roachbird

A joint (aka jaybird) full of roaches and/or roach weed.

Sally rolled up a killer roachbird, and I got completely toasted, as did she.

by Ptatmigan November 22, 2021

Rinchok

It's a gifted person and also be considered as Ornaments. Sensitiveness with full of romance.

Rinchok is someone I need.

by R16 November 24, 2021