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Perfect Piss

The act flushing the toilet in the middle of a piss, timing it so the all the water flushes down right as you finish. This works best on household toilets, especially ones that take a few seconds to flush.
Gary: Hurry up!!!
John: Don't worry, I'll take the perfect piss.
Gary: Wow, that was fast!!
by fitz6278 October 2, 2011
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Piss target

The small flecks of shit left by someone else that stick on the bowl that must be pissed on to try and remove
I unleashed my whole bladder on this sucker but couldn’t get rid of that piss target
by Kavorks December 27, 2019
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squid pisses

the urban dictionary mods that won't accept my new, and better definition for Javier. he's a god and you're all too coward to admit it.
by ooga booga kachigga July 3, 2018
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Nipple piss

by z32Dark April 28, 2020
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hangover piss

The piss you take the day after partying... Marked by an amber color due to massive dehydration
Person 1: Dude, took the hangover piss already.. i need some fucking water.
Person 2: Word.
by mastasippa December 20, 2014
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piss momma

An older female whom engages in the art of seductive urination, sometime for a pre-negotiated fee. A Piss Momma is known to regularly leave her mark everywhere with her calling card, an empty plastic water bottle. Follow the trail of water bottles and meet up with a Piss Momma and negotiate your terms.
Hey bro, just say this nice little Piss Momma at the bar. She left behind her empty water bottle in her seat. On it was written a phone number and it says for a golden good time Call Jessica.
by Callmethunda August 3, 2017
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your not on piss

'Bruv your not on piss'
by BigD12 March 12, 2020
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