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PUCKERED PORTHOLE

DO YOU WANT TO PLAY HIDE THE WEASEL WITH YOUR PUCKERED PORTHOLE?
by GRRNESSS August 14, 2008
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pucker effect

tightening of the butthole. usually induced by an unpleasant surprise, or a feeling of imminent danger. when you know pain is coming.
(from EvE)
Player#1: "he was spamming the warp drive, as my ship was locking him".

Player#2: "he probably suffered the pucker effect".

(Jackass wannabes)
Jackass#1: "Mike, hold still for the camera while I hit you with this bamboo cane".
Jackass#2: .........suffers from pucker effect
by shake weight January 8, 2011
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Packers fan

An ugly dipshit douchebag who cheers for the packers and most of all aaron rodgers. He also happens to be an ugly dipshit douchebag. Packer fans also love to drink a lot of beer and wear cheese on their heads, because once again, they are dipshits. They usually are dressed in either hunting gear or packers gear, which are both comprised of the ugliest colors in the known universe. They talk big shit but proceed to lose to the 49ers in the playoffs almost every year. They then make up excuses and talk about 1967.
God, look at Bobert. He's so stupid and ugly, and that aaron Rodgers jersey makes it worse. He's such a Packers fan
by Cakedup69 May 23, 2022
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major pucker factor

A major pucker factor is a critical problem that that everybody's ass so tight you couldn't slip in a sheet of paper sideways.
Mark Foley's escapes created a major pucker factor amongst Republicans.
by Mora Hastits December 20, 2006
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cunt-packer

cunt-packer.

A derogatory term for a heterosexual, based upon fudgepacker.
Those who claim gay marriage is an abomination are usually cunt-packers.
by Xenigon July 8, 2010
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Cherry Picker

those things that lift u up to do shit on high things
That man used a cherry picker to work on the electricity pole.
by Cherry Pickers Anonymous October 19, 2011
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rag picker

to intentionally or knowingly buy and/or wear tattered or "raggity" apparel
Don't bring your rag picker of a girlfriend to thanksgiving either!
by WillieNeuk November 14, 2016
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