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Academian Nut

1. A person who is crazy about education. A student or Scholar who is nuts.

2. Receiving or giving an orgasm, to or from, an educated person.
1. Student: Hello Professor, Here is my homework for last week, next week, and for the rest of the semester.
Professor: I knew you were a bright student, but I didn't know you were an Academian Nut!

2. Male Student: Damn! that girl in my English Class is fine as hell, I think I just found my first Academian Nut bust of the semester.
Female Student: These fools are Academian Nuts if they think they can get any bitch they want.
by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013
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nut hopping

when some one follows u around every were and agrees to what ever u say. then does it to another person.
person1. yo that girl pussy stank.

person2.yea i know

person3. no i don't

person2.yea i know it don't

person1. man u nut hopping
by shawnie0915 January 8, 2010
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Self Nutted

Self Nutted; *Related to the virtual act of T-Bagging an opponent or adversary on the internet, typically in online gaming or forums. In an attempt for a gay Brazilian to virtually T-bag (aka Nut or Nutted) and exert an undeniable disgrace, humiliation or dominance of knowledge, wisdom, experience, skill or insight over a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch, the gay Brazilian's attempt is completely inaccurate, unwarranted or incomplete whereby the act of "Nutting" is reversed upon themselves leading to an even greater effect than intended for their original target.
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...

*See also; Self-Nutted
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...

Post: "You fucking ilitarate, you don't even know how to spel!"

Reply: "OMFG, you just Self Nutted..."
by Money $hot November 17, 2010
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bagel nut

Nut released by a male sex organ tht taste like bagels
Tommys dick taste like bagel nut
by Dr.slang7 July 6, 2017
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celestial nut

When a man ejaculates so hard they pass out and experience cosmic enlightenment
After I had a Celestial Nut, I saw a whole different way of living.
by YuhWeOutHere January 2, 2018
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The Golden Nut

There are 8 known Golden Nuts, 6 of which are contained within Shrek who has devoted his whole life towards them. Another is guarded is guarded by the legendary snake 'Jormungandr' (Mat Oldfield). The last one was once in the possession of the Deity 'Chel-Mito' which has since been stolen and it's whereabouts are unknown, and whoever is in possession of this Golden Nut has great power of this Deity. The Golden Nuts cannot be destroyed.
The Golden Nuts contain within them great power over the owners of them, for example rubbing of the Golden Nut will cause immense pleasure and immediate ejaculation, however stomping on it or hitting it can cause excruciating pain. They can also be used to physically control the owner of the Golden Nut, for instance throwing the Golden Nut at the wall will also cause the owner to be thrown 'magically' against the wall, nuts first.

When all 8 Golden Nuts are combined they create 'The Apex Nut' which begins Erectorok, the End of Time (see future definition) and marks the beginning of the battles between the Gods.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
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Shotgun nut

When you bust a nut in 20 different directions and it makes a hard clean up.
Fred did you just shotgun nut because now I think I'm pregnant.
by Buckaroo728 November 3, 2018
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