short n' curly surprise

when you shave your pubic hair over food that is then eaten by someone else without knowledge of the pubes
Let's shave our balls over the quesadillas and then serve them at the party for a short n' curly surprise!
by Ricksore August 03, 2008
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On the 1st of December all the tall people get to shmack the hell out of the shorties
Hey look it’s national bully short people day let’s go smack that shortie
by Amy mbik November 30, 2020
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Usually celebrated on either May 19th, May 28th, November 3rd or December 1st. Tall people can bully anybody that is shorter than them, with no repercussions.
Tomorrow is National Bully Short People day! I can't wait to get back at Ethan!
by volanta May 27, 2023
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The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.
"Yo man I'm gonna go punch some short people because it's National Punch Short People Day!"
by Ohhhelllnoooooo October 16, 2020
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Yeet your short bestie day

October 24 is a day, where you get to yeet your best friend. But it's forbidden for shorties ;) It's only meant for all the tall besties :P HAHAHHAHAH
short friend: Hey bestie! :) Guess what day is coming up?
Tall friend: Uh.. Slap ur tall's bestie booty day?
short friend: yeah >:)
Tall friend: guess what, short bestie?
Short friend: what?
Tall friend: well, it's almost "Yeet your short bestie day!"
Short friend: NOOOooooo
by Tall best friend October 14, 2021
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make fun of short people day

october 27th is make fun of short people day. very cool.
a: it’s make fun of short people day! b, you’re so short, haha
b: wow ok rude
by naferialc October 27, 2020
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one woman short of being gay

One woman short of being gay is a term that closeted gay male husbands say to their straight wives so they can stay in a marriage of convenience.

Or sometimes the straight wives will tell this to everyone else about their marriage to deny that they are married to a closeted gay man who wants nothing but a marriage of convenience for appearance sake to appear "straight".
Belle is married to Bill and Bill is a closeted gay man, Belle likes to tell everyone that Bill is one woman short of being gay because he's in a marriage of convenience with him.
by Dave21876789123 February 11, 2011
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