Shitless Job

One where you're walking around aimlessly for 12 hours being bored out of your mind; one where you don't do shit

Tim: I heard you got a summer job...

Paul: You mean a shitless job.

Tim: ???

Paul: I walked around and didn't do shit for twelve hours!

by GTFOMW July 21, 2011

Strut Job

The act of secretly fondling the naughty parts of unsuspecting strangers while strutting.

" Oh snap! That guy just gave me a strut job! "

by Strutty McStruts1 January 22, 2014

Job Time

A phrase to describe that later you are going to get a handjob or blowjob

I cant wait till job time later, its gonna be crazy man!

by Holy12 March 16, 2013

Shan-Job

When Shannon pokes her finger into Ryan's butt-crack while hugging him, sliding her finger in and out vigorously

"shannon, did you just give him a shan-job???"

by ShamrockShaker69 June 17, 2013

God Job

When someone (normally during gay sex) is given a blow job, a hand job and anal rimming all at once

Person 1: Yo, did you see that twink who just moved into our school?
Person 2: yea, we should give him a god job tonight

by Skyler’s Bf October 12, 2020

Beau Job

A plan B or a mistress who's better looking than your wife or girlfriend

My wife doesn't satisfy me, I need a nice Beau job

by Lulu1310 February 5, 2020

facebook job

liking or commenting every post visible on someone's facebook wall. to give someone a facebook job is considered either intimate or invasive, depending on the relationship of the two people involved.

"It looks like Cathy's really into him. She gave him a facebook job."
"An fj, already? They've known each other, what, a week?"

by HDNA September 14, 2011