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Miller Middle School 

A school full of wanna-be hollister mannequins. Most of the girls are hos' and most of the guys are girls. (which pretty much means everyones a HO or a wanna-be ho.) Everyone says "You're sick!" (don't lie you know you do.) Fights always go down in the glass hallway.
kid 1: "Yo, it's going down in the glass hallway after 6th."
kid 2: "You're sick! I'm so there!"
kid 3: "I want to burn Miller Middle School."
Miller Middle School by bob78 March 28, 2009
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Dunloggin Middle School 

A prison. You cant even piss without getting enema. Grand Larceny is committed everyday and the teachers are too stupid to catch them. Haha. I hate Dunloggin.
Dude1: Wanna steal some laptops?
Dude2: Ok dude... like the school will catch us.
Teacher1: Im gay?
The VP from down Under: My fingers are SMALL!


Mr Dubac: Thats not allowed. Um Yea Well im pretty sure that That isnt allowed. WEll i guesss you allowed. Im in deep S-H-I-T. Science!

North Gwinnett Middle School 

The school full of hoes, ass holes, and flat asses, they are snotty as hell, and they can kiss my ass
She fake probably goes to North Gwinnett Middle School

Alice Ott Middle School 

A shitty middle school in Portland OR. The kids are dumb as fuck are always high and do nothing but have sex and do drugs. The teachers would rather be anywhere but there and it has the biggest assholes for principals who suspend you for the most minor things. The building is small as hell and all the kids have to squeeze through tiny hallways ment for 5 year olds. I hate Alice Ott.
I hate Alice Ott Middle School so much I wish it would burn with the principals in it so I can yell "DIE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"

Aspire Middle School 

A performing arts middle school in the North Thurston School district in Lacey, WA. Home of Mr. Garrett's Happy Tests, Challenge(d) Academy, and the feared Evil Dragon Lady as well as the Traber. Also known as Assfire. the stereotypical student here is a gay prep who plays 12 instruments and would be beat up the moment they went to a regular, non-magnet school, but the students are usually just regular kids who happen to be interested in Theatre, Music and Dance. theres a lot of assholes ,douchbags and aspiring actresses here too, though
Stereotypical:
Nisqually Student: Whoa, that kid is carrying like 3 cases, has a rolling backpack and is READING!must be from Aspire Middle School! let's go jump him before he starts making out with us!
Chinook Student: YEAH!
almost:
Aspire Student 1: wow look at that dumb nisqually kid. he has no talent. its sad, isnt it?
Student 2: i agree. lets help him the Aspire Middle School way and write a sonata, shall we?

Real Dealio:
Aspire Student 1: OMG did u watch SNL lastnight? ITS MY DICK IN A BOX!

Student 2: Sorry i couldnt. i was at baseball practice. ill watch it tonight tho.
1: coolio. (randomly burst into song)

Fox Ridge Middle School 

The newest and preppiest middle school out of the Cherry Creek School District.
Every student has either an iPod touchor an iPhone by the eighth grade, every girl owns mostly name brand clothes, and popular guys own expensive jackets and shoes while nerds always have the newest portable gaming system at their side. Black people are automatically stereotyped as ghetto, and the white to minority ratio in each classroom is about 5:1. The oldest teacher is 40, while most are in their mid-twenties. They can't seem to find good Spanish teachers while the Choral, Band, and Drama departments are flourishing. The students are very naive about what is drama, and nobody really knows what ghetto is. Fox Ridge Middle School is definitely a large magnet for rich kids of Aurora/Centennial, Colorado.

Medford Memorial Middle School 

A school in south jersey filled with your average snobs, backstabbing whores, slutty 7th graders who pretend they're in high school and then the normal cool people who can all get along.
Perhaps its reputation would be saved if not for the 8th grader who got suspended for having a knife and coke at the dance.