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ripe melons

When she has a perfect pair of chesticles.
"Yo, check out Tanya, she got some ripe melons!"
by rtp2017 June 11, 2019
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poppin melons

used to describe the act of shooting a person in the head, usually with a pistol on the street
ay, Tyrone was on the block poppin melons last night, he caught three bodies
by themoparguy426 January 4, 2022
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Japanese melons

by yourgrobert May 12, 2022
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Archie melons

When I want to fuck miley until she bleeds all over my knob and Jess licked the Period blood of his knob
I did a Archie melons last night with Jess and miley
by Big fat slobasin July 25, 2023
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Sweating melons

Someone who is in defiance of the SACE board.
I was so scared of SACE i was sweating melons
by An0nomuse September 20, 2023
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Loose Melons Mike

A guy who’s just really loose with his melons
Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!
by RealioBealio August 22, 2024
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The True Melons

True Melons wield the power of melons, and they do not care about scientific facts about them. Those are for nooby scrubs named Midnight. True Melons will unite against imposters, and smite them from Earth. All who disagree shall be dismembered and fed to the beasts of hell.
by M3l0n H3@d May 29, 2019
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