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Mexican time machine

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.
Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!
by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025
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womp machine

(N.) One whom womps more frequently than the average womper.
Man that Noah is a f**king womp machine.
by Yungspecs May 20, 2018
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Machine Gun Asshole

"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy
by Swift67 October 13, 2021
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Vending Machine

The evilest scammer ever. Charges two quid for a bag of Steak McCoys. If you were already having a shit day then a vending machine will make things even worse in the cheekiest fucking way!
I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT AND I FOUND OUT I WASN'T AT THE LAST MOMENT AND TO TOP THINGS OFF THAT FUCKING VENDING MACHINE SCAMMED ME 2 QUID FOR A BAG OF MCCOYS AFTER ALL THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS EVENING. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!
by LordJenal June 20, 2022
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food machine broke

As show in many dank memes

Mostly features big black men in a car
by Kfantu1313 July 5, 2017
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NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Dry washing machine

When someone bums you and you put it the washing machine and suck it dry (your mouth)
I’m gonna use you as a dry washing machine tonight
by Nwnowmqow w December 10, 2019
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