blondie lemon boy

the real definition that screams Draco Malfoy. He is a bittersweet person. Acting shitty and all of a sudden, he switches up real quickly. Bipolar.

“You’re like my blondie lemon boy.”

“Pardon?”

“You’re such a bittersweet person.”

*sentence from SPARKS d.’m by malfoybeb

by bellamalfoyuh December 11, 2020

lemon chocolate

when a person, usually female, doesn't wipe after going to the toilet and as a result her underwear gets colored in yellow and brown

After coming home from the camping trip, Stacey had a lemon chocolate.

"Ew, she seems like a lemon chocolate kind of girl."

by swagonyouswaggie December 19, 2020

Lemon

A lemon law is a vehicle that is sent back to the dealer because it couldn’t be fixed or repaired. A women that’s called a lemon 🍋 is a woman that cannot be fixed or repaired

Example : “kristie is a lemon 🍋, not not a fresh lemon. She’s borderline rotten so you can’t even use her to make lemonade”

by Big L 99 January 1, 2021

ginny lemon

fancy a sloiiiiiiiice! drag race uk season 2. has a yellow mullet, comes from birmingham. non-binary. don’t really know much else lol except they’re a great bitch

*ginny lemon appears on screen*
juno birch: not this. not this.
liquorish black: yassssss

by veryqueerandinthebuilding January 1, 2021

LEMON ZEST

When a man packs garbage into a woman's pussy until she orgasms

"I gave stacie a lemon zest"

by FVGGOT January 4, 2021

Smashing Lemons

Making boomer stock manipulation firms lose millions as they get crushed by the MOASS.

These GME leaps are going to be smashing lemons until there’s not a single drop of Andrew juice Left.

by of_tism January 19, 2021

Lemon Difficult

Adjective. When the difficulty of a given task or set thereof is not due to actual mechanical challenge and testing of skillsets, but instead is "Difficulty by numbers", in which the difficulty comes as a result of simply continuing to stack more and more odds against the tasked. Examples of Lemon Difficulty include video game bosses with massive amounts of health and can kill you in one hit, but otherwise aren't mechanically challenging, and 'runaround' type tasks that involve a lot of tedious backtracking.

"Hell, the Big Bank heist in Payday 2 on stealth really isn't anything more than just Lemon Difficult"

by RadienX Chaosmaker January 22, 2021