Moose Knuckle

Much like a camel toe only much larger. Occurs when the front seam on a womans pants get lost in her crotch. Her puddy is split in half.

Damn, look at the moose knuckle on the 300 pounder. Spandex should be outlawed on any chick over 150.

by Doug Denny December 28, 2005

Knuckle Dick

Someone being a complete dumb ass. Not brite. Says repeated dumb remarks.

Dude why did Bob stick his dick in the fuel tank? Hes a complete knuckle dick.

by rail-a-bitch February 8, 2009

Dick Knuckle

Similar to a "Goose Egg", which occurs when a person is hit in the head and a swollen lump appears. The one difference is that this Goose Egg occurs in the genital area rather than the head, forehead, etc.

Person 1: Dude I just got done filming my own Jackass show to put on youtube

Person 2: Really? How'd it go?

Person 1: It was funny, but I ended up getting hit in the balls with a teeter-totter. Now I have dick knuckles, great.

Person 2: Wtf is a dick knuckle?

by YourMom'sBoyfriend March 3, 2011

knuckleball mitt

a large vagina with bulbous, darkened labia.

Wakefield was pitching for the Sox today and the knuckleball mitt Mirabelli was using to catch him reminded me of your mother's vagina.

by c. friday April 7, 2005

Knuckle dunker

Someone who reaches in between their legs, while sitting on the toilet, to wipe their butt.

“While Tyler was wiping, he reached in between and dunked his knuckles in the stinky stu water; he’s a knuckle dunker “

by Notta-knuckle dunker May 23, 2018

Ugandan Knuckles

The most retarded, stupid, and overrated meme of all time.

Idiot 1: DO YOU KNOW DA WAE?

Idiot 2: HAHA UGANDAN KNUCKLES IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!
Smart Person: You guys are retarded.

by Ann Annamos May 7, 2018

knuckle sandwich

what i give to ur mom's ass

My knuckle sandwich in your mother's anal orifice

by dave November 8, 2004