Wax Eye Cereal Killers

WAX EYE released several parody trading card series. CEREAL KILLERS Series 1, and Series 2 parodies popular cereal brands mixing with iconic horror films.

Wax Eye Cereal Killers is great.

by SPrice1980 April 25, 2022

She’s a Killer

Midnight, snakebite got me in the back of my neck
Do you wanna take a ride in my limousine?

Yes, course you do
Bleached blonde hair and big blue eyes
Lives her life on the forty five
Likes you better dead

She's a killer, yes
She's a killer
Likes you better dead than alive
(Oh dear)

Some kids cry and some kids laugh
And if they're really naughty
Give 'em an acid bath, right!
Right!

When she comes round looking for you
Her gun's empty nothing you can do
Thirteen floors high
And the town still alive
Are you?

She’s a Killer
Likes you better dead than alive, oh.

Some kids cry and some kids laugh (ha ha)
If they're really naughty
Give 'em an acid bath, right!

I see the papers and letters have arrived
Anyway, I wasn't, I wasn't anywhere last night
This is the truth

Someone knocking on the window
Someone's knocking on my door

I'm not normal, I'm not quite right, right!
Can hear bells ringing, must be Sunday
Can see the sun, must be Sunday
Can hear cars, must be Monday
Nothing doing!

When she comes round looking for you
Her gun's empty, there's nothing you can do.

Well I've lived on rice long enough
And I ain't you, no
The sun is shining, it must be Sunday
The bells are ringing for me and my girl

Some kids cry and some kids laugh (ha ha)
If they're really naughty
Give 'em an acid bath, right!

Do you wanna take a ride in my limousine?
Do you wanna take a ride in my limousine?
Do you wanna take a ride in my limousine?
Do you wanna take a ride in my limousine?
Do you wanna take a ride young lady?
Wanna take a ride?
Do you wanna take a ride on the end of this?

by Death Menace July 6, 2022

Judgmental Vibe Killer

Someone's wife. Usually yours.

Posting on instagram/tiktok because you're doing something envious, fun, or you're generally being a thirst trap will bring down the critical jealousy-forged hammer of a judgmental vibe killer who chastises you the minute you do it.

by LaSalle_Texas November 28, 2022

House wrecker/killer/breaker/ruinsThings

His name is Dayne Clif and ever person with this name wrecks houses

That guy is such a house House wrecker/killer/breaker/ruinsThings

by JamesSmith34 January 7, 2023

Dave's Killer Bread

an American brand of organic whole-grain products. Flowers Foods purchased the brand in 2015 for $275 million

Dave's Killer Bread acquired for $275m by owner of Wonder Bread, Tastykake

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

Wax Eye Cereal Killers

Written and painted by rock poster, Garbage Pail Kids/ Wacky Packages artist Joe Simko, this card set mixes iconic cereal box art with popular horror films

Wax Eye Cereal Killers 1st Series Trading Cards From A Sealed Unsearched Case

by Wendysfg May 26, 2023

mass sheckle killer

Your friend that asks for money and never warns you that they will do it again and again and again. When your plan was to give a little bit of money, next thing you know he is asking for even more money.

I thought you were homeless but you're a mass sheckle killer!

Can I have 1000 sheckles? I'm not a mass sheckle killer by the way. Oh and also I need another 5000 sheckles please.

by Temiz August 7, 2023