by Jeff/Matt January 17, 2004
Get the bitch jacked mug.A disease where the afflicted individual falls hopelessly in love with another guy or girl. Symptoms can be split into first and second stage.
During the first stage, the victim becomes hopelessly obsessed. As of now, all observed first stage victims have reported a month of first stage Jack Syndrome; one extreme case reported several months. Other symptoms during first stage Jack Syndrome can include nonstop thinking about the individual, insomnia, and extraordinary increase in vitality and energy.
During the second stage, the victim's obsession over the individual decreases over time. Victims have reported experiencing second stage Jack Syndrome for anywhere between a few months to a few years. Other symptoms can include depression, increased addiction to an activity (studying, working out, playing video games, etc...), and periodic thoughts about the individual.
During the first stage, the victim becomes hopelessly obsessed. As of now, all observed first stage victims have reported a month of first stage Jack Syndrome; one extreme case reported several months. Other symptoms during first stage Jack Syndrome can include nonstop thinking about the individual, insomnia, and extraordinary increase in vitality and energy.
During the second stage, the victim's obsession over the individual decreases over time. Victims have reported experiencing second stage Jack Syndrome for anywhere between a few months to a few years. Other symptoms can include depression, increased addiction to an activity (studying, working out, playing video games, etc...), and periodic thoughts about the individual.
Greyson: I just can't stop thinking about her!
Maksi: What do you mean?
Greyson: I don't know... I haven't been sleeping cause I keep thinking about her, and I have all this energy! Yesterday, I ran 10 miles without stopping, even though I only ate breakfast.Y-y-you think something's wrong with me?
Maksi: Nah, you just have Jack Syndrome.
Maksi: What do you mean?
Greyson: I don't know... I haven't been sleeping cause I keep thinking about her, and I have all this energy! Yesterday, I ran 10 miles without stopping, even though I only ate breakfast.Y-y-you think something's wrong with me?
Maksi: Nah, you just have Jack Syndrome.
by Maksi January 8, 2012
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1. A person who is not proficient in anything.
2. A person who lacks focus, constantly bouncing from one job to the next, while mastering none.
1. A person who is not proficient in anything.
2. A person who lacks focus, constantly bouncing from one job to the next, while mastering none.
My friend Larry has been unsuccessful as a business man, a teacher, an artist and a musician. He's like a Jack-Of-No-Trades.
by TheyCallsMyNamesBrian February 4, 2009
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“Don’t be a handsome jack and be the owner of the machine that revives their enemies over and over again”- game theory, and my inaccurate memory
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Get the Jack Off mug.A smooth Tennessee sippin' whiskey. Sold as green label, black label, Gentlemen Jack, Single Barrel, and the rare Silver Select. Distilled and bottled out of the Jack Daniel Distillery in the beautiful Lynchburg, Tennessee. If you ever get a chance I'd highly reccommend going. Been there twice and can't wait to go back!! Dusty is the BEST tour guide ever. I love you buddy!
Last month I drove 7 hours to Lynchburg to sip on some smooth Jack Daniel's Tennessee whiskey, drink Jack on Jack's grave, and see my buddy Dusty.
by Melissa Todd August 5, 2006
Get the jack daniel's mug.Tyler peed in a Coca Cola, mixed it with his dick, and then Garry drank it, in other words, it was a Dirty Jack
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