by pollutebumhole December 24, 2023
“Jack just made out with me!”
“Why?!”
“Because it’s the 25th of December!”
“Oh, a christmas makeout.”
“Why?!”
“Because it’s the 25th of December!”
“Oh, a christmas makeout.”
by pollutebumhole December 24, 2023
This christmas potato is very festive
by Windows Ben December 19, 2021
The royal family adopted "Happy Christmas" as their preferred greeting, and others took note (in fact, each year, Queen Elizabeth continued to wish her citizens a "Happy Christmas," rather than a merry one). But "Merry Christmas" has been used since at least 1534.
- Happy Christmas! - Queen Elizabeth (R.I.P.)
by frittatita December 25, 2022
Because "No-Nut November" is a thing, I made my own holiday to counter-act this, as a middle finger to men :)
You aren't allowed to ejaculate at all this month because you did No-Nut November.... it's No Cum-Christmas
by Rayygunn November 02, 2019
It is Christmas Eve 2023.
by Straits Times December 23, 2023
by EnchiladaDude December 03, 2015