Tandem nutting

When you and the person you are fucking, bust a nut at the same time.

Tandem nutting is the best possible outcome when fucking.

by ILYSBNY May 12, 2020

nut cud

Another name for dick cheese, i.e. smegma.

Also the residue left in teeth after consuming tree nuts.

I was going to blow Johnny, but once I saw the nut cud, I reconsidered.

by drsmegma November 29, 2017

Nut butt

A description of either a man or woman’s butt that is particularly small. Typically suits the small body type of the person.

“It doesn’t matter how many squats James does, he will always have a nut butt.”

by beefy3 September 22, 2020

Farm to nut

When something is fresh af or straight to the source

Person 1: “Yo you try clam chowder?”
Person 2: “Hell Yeah Man! That shit straight farm to nut”

by Orbit69 September 17, 2023

Nut Physics

Nut Physics is the physics of the nut. The true package. It makes you feel accomplished once you have learned about it and you become smart. Life comes and goes (pun intended), so you only have one chance to learn about nut physics. The physics of the nut is exquisite and it is an admirable field of research that can make you billions of dollars. Currently, nut physicists like snaggopal Sr. is studying how fire wizards use the power of the nut to attack.

Ash Ketchum: Yo did you see that attack Charizard used?

Misty: Hell yeah, that flamethrower was cool! The nut velocity was insane on that one! I'm an avid nut scientist.
Ash Ketchum: The fuck?
Misty: You don't know Nut Physics? Yea I can tell you aren't a snagger.

by yetsgooo April 03, 2022

nut show

Similar to the term 'freak show' or 'shit show' this is a way to describe ones life or a situation as being chaotic, crazy and unpredictable, but also a hot mess. Is also associated with the word 'nuts' meaning crazy.

'My love life is a complete nut show!'

by Nutshow February 20, 2016

Nut Buddies

Like blood brothers in a way, but closer. There are several ways that two can become nut buddies, of which all include mixing “nut” (no homo though). For instance, if y’all are tappin the same girl at the same time, and your splooge mixes, you are then nut buddies (this is not to be confused with Eskimo brothers). Any instance where y’all niggas mix nut in a non-homo fashion makes you nut buddies. This usually means you have such an unbreakable (purely straight) relationship that y’all have mixed your potential offspring.

So Zach and I were tappin the same girl, and our cum mixed, we nut buddies now.

by Kpedaddy69 August 17, 2017