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On A Bitches Nut

On a Bitches Nut is when a male or female is trying to slide in the panties of a female.By making the girl feel like shes the

only girl in the world.A person who suffers from On A Btiches Nut seem to make a female feel like she is the funniest person alive,complimenting all their school work(in a schooling environment)or sending them lame memes over social media, that are funny to her but are not funny ,A person therefore enters a state of being ON A BITCHES NUT.This term only apply to people trying to get with females.Similar to HoesB4Brositis Being infected with On A Bitches Nut can be cured with a quick hit and quit it.
Mate Block is being a right dickhead.I reckon he is On A Bitches Nut at the moment.
by Victor francis May 17, 2019
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Nut Buddies

Like blood brothers in a way, but closer. There are several ways that two can become nut buddies, of which all include mixing “nut” (no homo though). For instance, if y’all are tappin the same girl at the same time, and your splooge mixes, you are then nut buddies (this is not to be confused with Eskimo brothers). Any instance where y’all niggas mix nut in a non-homo fashion makes you nut buddies. This usually means you have such an unbreakable (purely straight) relationship that y’all have mixed your potential offspring.
So Zach and I were tappin the same girl, and our cum mixed, we nut buddies now.
by Kpedaddy69 April 18, 2018
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hug nuts

Another way for one to say; kiss my ass, suck my dick and or fuck off you no good piece of shit.
Nick: your a piece of shit!
Matt: hug nuts bitch!
by Bigrid5oh November 14, 2019
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Tandem nutting

When you and the person you are fucking, bust a nut at the same time.
by ILYSBNY May 11, 2020
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drunk nuts

When your so drunk that you go nuts!
If that girl drinks any more she will be drunk nuts! Or She drank so much she went drunk nuts on her boyfriend and took a baseball bat to his car!
by DamonLeviAsh September 5, 2022
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celestial nut

When a man ejaculates so hard they pass out and experience cosmic enlightenment
After I had a Celestial Nut, I saw a whole different way of living.
by YuhWeOutHere January 2, 2018
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The Golden Nut

There are 8 known Golden Nuts, 6 of which are contained within Shrek who has devoted his whole life towards them. Another is guarded is guarded by the legendary snake 'Jormungandr' (Mat Oldfield). The last one was once in the possession of the Deity 'Chel-Mito' which has since been stolen and it's whereabouts are unknown, and whoever is in possession of this Golden Nut has great power of this Deity. The Golden Nuts cannot be destroyed.
The Golden Nuts contain within them great power over the owners of them, for example rubbing of the Golden Nut will cause immense pleasure and immediate ejaculation, however stomping on it or hitting it can cause excruciating pain. They can also be used to physically control the owner of the Golden Nut, for instance throwing the Golden Nut at the wall will also cause the owner to be thrown 'magically' against the wall, nuts first.

When all 8 Golden Nuts are combined they create 'The Apex Nut' which begins Erectorok, the End of Time (see future definition) and marks the beginning of the battles between the Gods.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
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