Lennard the human Geyser 

A large neck beard with the classic fedora, wielding a 1 inch long 3 inch wide penis that fires with the force of a jet engine.

Lennard the human geyser thinks himself a worrier wilst typing sexiest things about women online and blasting away at his loli body pillows with force equivalent to a jet engine and the accuracy of a blind soldier.

Lennard the human Geyser by Wood For Hire May 19, 2019

Cards Against Humanity 

The best card game ever created. The stuff of dreams and nightmares alike, and the only *true* way to know if your friends are sociopaths

We've got time and Wifi, who's down for Cards Against Humanity ?

Cards Against Humanity by The *Other* *That* Guy July 24, 2019

you cursed human being

a person who made an image or video that triggered you in a way that makes you scream.

person: *making a cursed video/image*
me, after seeing that for the 4th time: you cursed human being.

you cursed human being by aritaurus. September 26, 2019

Mark aka "bad human" 

A person that is passionate about classic Jeeps. Mark can usually be recognized as the guy wearing two shirts. Mark also wears boots like he is working on a ranch. Mark is also passionate about his job and is sometimes in charge of other people. This usually is not a good fit for Mark because he is a bad human and doesn't know how to treat his senior coworkers fairly.

Mark aka "bad human", you are so unfair!

Mark aka "bad human" by Therealhonestone November 7, 2019

Alice of Human Sacrifice 

Alice of Human Sacrifice is a vocaloid song. In the intro It says "Once upon a time, in a place unknown, there was a dream. No one knew who dreamt the dream, But such a tiny dream it was. The tiny dream began to think, 'I don't want to dissapear, How can I make people dream of me?' The tiny dream thought and thought, and finally it came up with an idea. I will let the humans come to me, and then, I'll make them create my world." The first Alice of Human Sacrifice is a Vocaloid named Meiko. The Second Alice is named Kaito, The third Alice is Miku, The Fourth and Fifth Alices are Rin and Len. The wonderland is a place where the sinners are to be punished. Mieko committed murder Kaito went mad Miku represents lust and seduction Rin and Len have feelings for each other despite being twins. (Credit for this goes to Xinyue Tang on youtube)

Person #1: I love the vocaloid song Alice of Human Sacrifice!
Person #2: Okay...

Alice of Human Sacrifice by Alaskan Caribou November 22, 2020

swaggiest best most amazing human alive 

someone who thinks bat is swagger

"someone told me bat is swagger today!"
"woah they must be a swaggiest best most amazing human alive"

swaggiest best most amazing human alive by wriglae December 31, 2020

Faith In Humanity 

Something that is lost when people joke about a guy's dead father and show zero remorse when called out on it.

When I saw the memes that spawned when Jacksepticeye announced that his father died, I myself wanted to die. My faith in humanity was utterly demolished in seconds.

Faith In Humanity by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021