Payton The Gamer

A guy who plays Super Smash Bros. Knows a lot about Nintendo, and is a gamer. He nay nay’s a lot and default dances everyday. Everyone wishes to be him. Including me!

I wish I was Payton The Gamer

by A meat flavor October 14, 2019

gamer abortion

When a female douches with Mountain Dew after sex to avoid getting pregnant.

OMFG Kaylee, are you pregnant !?
Yeah, my gamer abortion failed. I think try Mountain Dew was flat.

by IndigoBlossom August 4, 2019

Epic Gamer

A Epic Gamer is a special type of person, they hardly go outside and stay in their room playing video games, while they're super good at video games, they get sweaty when they sit, or talk to a girl, they're still a virgin but it's okay, because they're probably making money off kids, just by playing video games.

"Hey dude, did you see that bob won minecraft hunger games?"
"yes! it was easy for him considering he's a Epic Gamer."

by Minecraft Gamer 69 September 4, 2019

Gamer Gambler

A gamer who bets in lootbox, skins and crypto currency gambling websites.

Hey, I didn't know you were a gamer gambler? What do you gamble with… Skins?

Gamer gambling is far more widespread than people assume. Millions of gamers by lootboxes.

by gamduel September 11, 2019

epic gamer rage

An type of rage caused by epic gaming.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

epic gamer rage

by Furrys? Hello no November 19, 2018

gamer boner

A rush of excited curiosity when you hear someone's a gamer; and a strong desire to interrogate them on what game they play.

You got a gamer boner when you heard he played, didn't you?

by Lizabeth O'Lydell November 19, 2018

Gamer Eye

A stinging sensation occurring in ones eye when staring at a screen for too long and not remembering to blink. Gamer Eye can occur during or after ones hardcore gaming sesh. Individuals finding themselves with gamer eye lasting longer than 5.3219 seconds should consult with a doctor as it may be a sign of Gamer Eyetis, a gamer ridden disease only contracted by the elitist of gamers.

Gamer1: Aye why Scape got gamer eye?
Gamer 2: he’s been counting the FPS manually in his edits and permanently suffers from Gamer Eyetis 😔

by Entai December 1, 2018