French Freckle Garying

The act of squatting whilst naked, spreading your cheeks, and kissing someone with your anus.

Billy was notorious for his French Freckle Garying.

by Bucky6217 June 30, 2017

French Hiker Syndrome

A Natural occurring phenomenon where a French person taking part in any semi-strenuous activity will complain within minutes of the activity's starting, often during hikes.
Known remedies include : resting, cheese, and giving up.
Not to be confused with french cries

Pierre : My legs hurt, who chose this hike ?!
Moira : I think Pierre is coming down with a case of French Hiker Syndrome again

by ricardo_vic March 21, 2021

French-eskimo kiss

An Eskimo kiss preceded by the licking of a nose.

Do you want me to French-Eskimo kiss you?

by Deathesquire August 22, 2023

Poseidon's French Kiss

A variation of the traditional Poseidon's Kiss with the added enhancement of water actually entering the anal cavity.

My barn doors didn't shut fast enough and I got a Poseidon's French Kiss!

by Slimcady August 1, 2022

Southern french style

So you know how French kissing is with the tongue right well now just imagine that down south

Guy 1: I southern french styled a girl last night
Guy 2: yew wat billeh?
Guy 3: he tounge fucked a gal

by Southerndentistdating June 7, 2018

Hydro-French dip

When you shove a gun up your cock so hard that cum starts to fly into the barrel, so then you shoot the cum up your ass.

Jon was just doing the Hydro-French dip competition yesterday.

by MRblyat1 September 29, 2019

french fry cock

Small, skinny black cock. So-called in irony due to the myth that black men are better endowed than white or Asian men.

Therefore, girls are amused when they see a french fry cock.

Dude, you've got a french fry cock! It's smaller than my white ex-boyfriend's!

by katielicious_xxx February 13, 2010